Ouch!
My Mom weighed in today with an email to my wife stating, “Please go ahead and knock his block off.”
I’ve spent my entire life seeking my Mom’s affection and yearning to hear her say, “Son, I’m proud of you.”
But instead, she sides with my wife who suffers from near delirium with TTICTA!
Where did I go wrong?
I’m starting to realize several things:
(1) doing the right thing often times brings criticism from those you love
(2) this TTICTA is evil; it creates emotions and drives actions that are impossible to predict and prepare for
(3) it’s absolutely essential to sleep with one eye open and be prepared for not-so-accidental accidents from your loved one suffering from TTICTA; those accidents never affect her, but for some reason, only affect you
(4) weather patterns will change dramatically, but apparently only in the close proximity of your home; the radiant heat signatures will act like two massive fronts colliding, spawning dark clouds, lightning and even tornados; here’s proof from last night…this storm seemed to just form right in front of our house:
(5) a good friend chimed in today, suggesting that cabbage wouldn’t appeal to many people; she suggested medical gloves with cold water or ice stuffed in them may work just the same and ease the symptoms of TTICTA
But back to my original point.Â
My Mom has deserted me!
Ouch!